*Groan!*

It's been a unique week. I'm doing my absolute best to quickly create regional Endocrinology and Bariatrics programs among all three of our campuses. It's fun and because of the urgency of the situation, I'm learning a lot on the fly. Just call me McFly. Or maybe just "idiot." It's largely a trial and error operation and when I think I might be breaking our management agreement or even state regs, I ask Nurse Jackie. She just laughs and lets me borrow her hammer.

Looking for laughs, I stumbled across a hysterical punny website. Here are a few of my favorites:


"My wife was quite upset (teed off?) after she spilled a freshly brewed cup of hot chocolate (spiced chocolate chai actually), not because of the broken cup, or that it spilled on the carpet and might leave a stain, but because she had just spent all that time making it exactly the way she likes it at just the right temperature. "I didn't even get one sip of that," she said. I couldn't help myself when I said. "Well, if at first you don't succeed, chai, chai again."


Did you know William Tell and his family were avid bowlers? It's true. But, unfortunately, a fire destroyed all the league records, so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.


A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .... A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


And the best one of them all...!

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the Eggs Benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?" The waiter sings, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"