I overheard this as I walked through the "spine" of the hospital (the big, tall, glassy part connecting several units and outpatient institutes):
Person 1: "So what's Lauren up to? Did she tell you about her date the other night? She went out with that cute tech from Surgery and, like, nothing happened!"
Person 2: "What were you expecting? A positive pregnancy test and a marriage proposal?"
Person 1: "Well, she gives the impression she's looking for some action. All the cute, low-cut tops she's wearing and those big, dangly earrings! You know, since she and her boyfriend, Ralph, broke up last month?"
Person 2: "Girl! She's so pure that Moses couldn't even divide her knees!"
Wish I was kidding!
Awesome! Reminds me of that t-shirt I had in the 90's with Moses as a child, sitting in a wading pool. The water had split down the middle and he couldn't play with his toy boats!
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