The Board of SSFHS, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired Jill Holiday to be the new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the institution of all slackers and bring real fiscal discipline. On a tour of the facilities, Jill notices a guy leaning on a wall near the staff lounge. The room is full of doctors, nurses and aides and she wants to let them know she means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" Jill, towering over the guy, then hands him $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about her first firing, a slightly taller Jill looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the radiologists, mouth full of pepperoni, mutters, "He is the pizza delivery guy from Dominos..."
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