Let me preface this by saying I usually do not support jokes that demean men, women, racial separation, class, societies, or professions. Or jokes that demean through hair color. Except if they're really funny and make me laugh out loud (not a small feat these days!)
So I apologize if any of my readers are blonde. Nurse Starbucks, you're the only one who immediately came to mind! :D
"A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
You need to get your vision checked, sister, because last time I checked, my hair is an auburn-y dishwater-y shade of light reddish-brown with only highlights of dark golden blonde. :) One more thing, is it possible to change my name to Nurse/Case Manager Extraordinaire Starbucks...or is that too wordy?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, and I enjoy a great blonde joke from time to time!
ReplyDeleteFine. CM Extraordinaire Starbucks. Remind me if I forget!!!
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