I was finishing up a meeting Aunt Martha's last Friday and received an emergency page. Since our pagers are alpha-numeric, I quickly read, "CODE RED, Fozzie Heights, Chapel Area." I walked out into Admin to see if the assistants received the page, too. They did and we quickly came up with a list of possible causes:"The altar candles might have caught something on fire."
"The incense is out of control!"
"Maybe the fire of the Holy Spirit came down upon St. Fozzie's?"
"Someone must have received a baptism by fire!"
"Man, someone's surely ON FIRE for Jesus!"
Naturally, the last one's my favorite!
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