I checked my horoscope on The Onion, a hysterical website that makes me laugh when I need a quick escape from work (*cough, cough*), not that I was trying to escape work.
"Your admirable decision to lead a life of honesty and moral rectitude will bring your career in advertising to a sudden and drastic end."
Fabulous!
Now, where's that trash can I need to empty? And don't I have an errand to run? Ooooh, a rerun of Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving!
Here's mine...
ReplyDeleteTake heart—there is absolutely nothing wrong with love. However, be warned that love is not exactly what you're feeling for those poor terrified nurses.
Odd.