The Levels

Being the systematic, methodical (read: OCD) newbie administrator I am, I felt the need to create a ranking mechanism for my own exhaustion. Actually, it’s a ranking mechanism for my evenings.

There’s an underlying assumption that I will work 11-12 hours before even getting home. Let’s get that out into the open (just so you don’t judge me on the levels III or IV nights!).

Level I: Today was a great day! I am energized and motivated and I can continue working from home. I will come home, log onto my laptop, gobble my Lean Cuisine, and happily finish whatever project is occupying my attention that day. Maybe it’s a presentation, work on program development, or a growth plan. Whatever! Wahoo! I love my job! I may exercise if I make good head-way on my work.

Level II: Today was a decent day! I’m still energized and even though I gave it my all today, I’m tired. A quick workout at the gym will motivate me and after noshing on my fancy salad, I will fire up my laptop and answer emails. I’ll get caught up for tomorrow! Hurray, I’m glad I’m still one of those people who likes their jobs!

Level III: Today was a rough one. How do people do this for forty years? Hmm. How much do I need in my 403(b) and IRA before I can retire to the Bahamas? Oh well, I will just rest up tonight, skip the workout, heat up a microwave pizza, and watch Friends reruns on the DVD. Humor and carbohydrates help people cope, right?

Level IV: Today about killed me. Either meet me at the door with a glass of wine or take me to BW3’s for boneless wings.

Per my statistical analysis, I have a bell curve forming regarding my choice of Levels. 21% of the time, I’m a Level 1. 42% of the time, I fall in a Level II. 28% of the time, I’m a Level III. And 9% of the time, I’m a Level IV.

Just in case you're curious, tonight is a Level II!